Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What's dead? Your mum.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What is a question?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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