What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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a black father

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Who has downs this joke

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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