A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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monkey sponge

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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