what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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