- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

God is real

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

OBAMA

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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