Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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