Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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fabien

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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