I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Potato

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