roses are red, violets are violet

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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