What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Sex. That is all.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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