How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What's up? The sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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