- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

It says so on your cap.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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