- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

guess what? chicken butt.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats9+10 19

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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