Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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A Banana wrote this...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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