I can't think of a joke!

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Anti Joke

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