- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Hello

What's up? The sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

123 Main street

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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