What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Gabe Mercado

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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It says so on your cap.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Good.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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