- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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