A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Your Mom

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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poop

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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