What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Your Mom

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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YOU IS DUM

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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