- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

knock knock go away ok

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Patrick is gay

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Banana(s)

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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