Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Chaney is a dumb b****

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Nathan Gooderson.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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