Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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haha.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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