Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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This is not a good joke.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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