What is next?

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

S.O.P.A

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What's up? The sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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