Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

SC Johnson a Family Company

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Compton

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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