Looks through the peephole.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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women playing football?

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Your mum is dead

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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:-)book

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Knock knock Come in!

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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