Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What's up? The sky.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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666

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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