- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wats a joke?

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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