how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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