Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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like my drawing of a white person?

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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balls in ya mouf

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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