A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Lil' Wayne

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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