Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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want to go home? yea

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Barack Obama

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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