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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Rob Bell

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

math test 2=2

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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