Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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dog

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Anti Joke

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