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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

OGC - tilt your head

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Once upon a time.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Justin Bieber

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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