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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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