A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Someone told me about this website.

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Teen pregnancy

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Your mum is dead

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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