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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

The WNBA

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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