- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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