What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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