Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What sucks?

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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