What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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alert('hiiii');

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Women's rights.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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