- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Yeah, totally.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

AVI IS A FAG

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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