what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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