No

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Penis

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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How much is an abortion? A life

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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c+t+c?

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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You smell bad? Cool.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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