What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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imadewords

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Anal cheese curds.

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Hello

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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