What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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a little girl gets raped

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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