- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Which one is hardest?

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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