What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Avery has crabs.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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