- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

666 im christian

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Rebecca Black

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

World peace

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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