- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

You know George Washington? He died.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

French people

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Rock mattress.

who eats pencils asians

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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