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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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My mom's dead

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BUTTERFARTING

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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