the chicken whent boomand then died

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Baseball

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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