The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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shut up

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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