- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

A man walks into a bar.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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