Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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GAY PEOPLE

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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I dislike old people.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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