A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Bumsniffer

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Hitler is my role model

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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