... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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potato farming

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Benevolent villain.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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