Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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