A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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dead babies

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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knock knock your gay

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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