- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

baby seal walks into a bar

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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