Baseball

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Chuck Norris died.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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