Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Women's rights

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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