- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Bumsniffer

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

My mom's dead

"Hello." "Hi."

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

A black goes to college

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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