What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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the guy below me is gay

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What flys? A fly

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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