Teen pregnancy

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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women's lacrosse.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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69

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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suck my dick.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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