- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

newt gingrich

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

your mother is so lesbian

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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