So dont touch it

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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potato farming

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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